7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

Can you be witty online? Yes, and it may be even easier than off-line.

With all situations, there are certain comments and questions that come up repeatedly. Memorize a few responses to such common remarks and you will be able to pull them from your repertoire and dazzle people with your wittiness!

Here are some common online situations and how to respond to them:

1. She asks you what you think about marriage:

"I believe in keeping my eyes wide open before marriage -- half shut afterwards."

2. What is your age?

"Well, I'm a little child when I'm asleep, a teenager when I make decisions, and a mature man when I have the opportunity to talk to an interesting woman."

3. Do you have children?

If you have one or more children:

"Yes, I have a two-year-old, and he's responsible for cutting my hair."

If you don't have kids:

"Not yet. I'm still looking for a woman who will take the responsibility of having good-looking kids like me."

4.What happened with your ex?

This is a question you might want to be serious with, as someone may be skeptical of a person who dodges this question, or gives an answer that puts all the blame on the other person.

You might try saying something like, "We weren't compatible with each other and we couldn't resolve some of our problems together so we decided to go our separate ways."

5. What do you do for a living? What is your job?

Maybe you hate your job, but don't let her onto that. Be positive and enthusiastic. Say something like:

"Many people nowadays have a BA, M.A., or Ph.D. -- but not everyone has a J.O.B. I'm glad I do!

6. What kind of relationship are you after?

"I'm looking for someone who will be willing to put up with me!"

(Be sure to include a smiley after that last remark!)

7. What Do you like to do in your spare time?

"I really haven't got a lot of spare time, but I like to read good books, listen to good music, and share good times with good people."

The idea in all of this is that you want to be funny without appearing to dodge the questions. Make her curious. Make her want to know more about you. But do it in a lighthearted way. Be different and original.

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